November 14, 2009
Deleting.
by patrixa03 |
02:56 PM
It's a sunny day and I'm quite bored.
When I woke up I got a message that someone is happy for me to be writing again. Which is what I really should be doing, otherwise I would wake up one day with this sudden urge to pull my brains out for too much things going on in my mind. Writing is my way of de-stressing.
And so along with my mind unloading stuff that needs to be shared with other human beings, I grabbed my cellphone and tried to do the same thing.
3 months. 529 messages deleted. 90% emotional baggage gone.
Today is such a good day. 
{ music } Hanap-hanap - Melo Manila
{ mood } light
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November 11, 2009
Happy Morning!
by patrixa03 |
10:57 AM
This has been going around in FB. *sharing

*
1. Melanie Marquez, during her guesting at The Buzz: I have a film with Alec BALDWIN, and DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara...
(it's BOVICK, Melanie, it's Supposed to be DIRECTED BY..)
2. Katya Santos, on the controversial Viva Hot Babes VCD: Eighteen year old ABOVE and PATAAS lang ang pwedeng makabili nitong VCD.
(So kung 17 below and pababa, hindi pwede, di ba?)
3. Heart Evangelista, reading a letter request at Myx: Dear Heart, I'd like to request the song blah blah... Of course, we will grant your request. You know, everything is possible... WITH GOD!
4. Boy Abunda, interviewing "Ssshhh...She Walks By Night" star Belinda Bright: Belinda, what is this movie about?
Belinda: It's actually a Film Mwah!
Boy: Pardon me?
Belinda: A Film Mwah, we consider it a film, not a movie.
Boy: Ano ulit yun, iha?
Belinda: A Film.. mmm.. it's an Art Film.
(Film Noir)
5. eto pa, iniinterview ni Master Showman yung 98 degrees, tsk tsk.. nde na nahiya:
Kuya Germs: So what can you say about the Filipinas?
Someone from 98 degrees: Ah, they're all pretty. Really lovely and kind.
Kuya Germs: Well, have you made love to a Filipina?
6. DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZ CONCERT. DESSA APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONG
AND AS EXPECTED, ENDED iT WITH A THROAT BREAKING NOTE. REGINE ENTERS.
DESSA : O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses.Kaya mo yun?
REGINE : Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba?
7. Kuya Germs: Salamat at pinaunlakan mo kami Juday. Dahil dyan, may ibibigay kami sa iyo courtesy of video city. Ito ay...aircon?! Aircon!
Juday: (luwal ang mga mata) Talaga?! Salamat po.
Kuya Germs: Ay...Con Air pala. Isang vhs tape ng Con Air.
8. Kris Aquino: i heard sa france based ang father mo ngayon?
Danilo Barrios: hindi po. sa paris.
Kris Aquino: so you're a vegetarian?
Danilo Barrios: opo. kumakain din ako ng meat.
9. Vina Morales, announcing the winner/s of ASAP's Clash Dance: It's a tie-breaker!
10. Host: What is your favorite feature?
Calendar Girl: My favorite feature is my graduation feature!
11. Grand Finals ng She's Got the Look dati sa Eat Bulaga:
Vic: Contestant Number ---, eto yung question mo: "What is your guiding principle in life?"
Contestant: Hmm.. guiding principle?
Vic: Oo, guiding principle, kumabaga motto, something na pinaniniwalaan mo.
Contestant: Hmm .. (halatang tensed na).. guiding principle.. my guiding principle is.. hmm.. ahh.. ahh..
Vic (grand finals kaya ayaw niya mamahiya): Para siyang motto.. like "Time is Go.." (sabay putol nung contestant)
Contestant: Ahh.. my guiding principle in life is "Time is Gold. Thank you!"
12. ito, nung Bb. Pilipinas host: how did you develop your love for horseback riding?
contestant: when I first went to Tagaytay, I ride a horse and the horse thrilled me!
13. Host: You're doing well as a singer in clubs. What's your next ambition?
Guest: Gusto ko pong magkaroon ng recording album!
14. Host: What don't you like about (name of starlet) ba?
Guest: She's too reactionary!
Host: What do you mean?
Guest: React siya ng react!
15. Host: "Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?"
Melanie Marquez: "Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung "Simple and Simplicity".
16. anyway, si melanie marquez pa rin habang iniinterview ni boy abunda:
boy: melanie, anung masasabi mo sa mga lumalabas na tsismis na hindi ka lang daw drug addict, drug pusher ka pa?
melanie: they are all liars! tingnan nyo nga ako, ang payat-payat ko, i am a model!
17. angela velez announcing the famas winner..
Angela: And the Famas Goes through...
aleck bovic's reaction sa mga di makapaniwala sa pagkabest actress nya..
aleck: di ko na po papansinin yung mga negatives puro positives na lang po..
18. host: ano sa mukha mo ang pinaka-asset mo?
mr. pogi contestant: sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako!
19. Inez Veneracion: "I am a one woman man!"
20. Inez Veneracion in TV Patrol interview: "Tapos binangga nya yung Vesta Ban (Besta Van) ko!"
21. letter sender: vj heart you are so charming and u are my favorite vj!
vj heart: also you are!
(what the hell?!!)
22. HOST : WHICH DO YOU PREFER: BLONDE OR DUMB?
GIRL : DUMB NA LANG AT LEAST HINDI AKO MAPAGKAKAMALANG BLONDE!
23. New Year's presentation ng See True:
Ate Luds: O sige ano na ang inyong prediction para kay Stella Strada?
Madam Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno!
Kinabukasan, HEADLINE: STELLA STRADA COMMITS SUICIDE!
24. JULLIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA!
JULLIE: O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw,kailan ka naman mag-ge-guest sa show ko?
VILMA: Alam mo naman Tita Jullie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng kasal namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage!
25. Joe Cantada: So Atoy, what are your prospects now,mukhang makakayanan kayo ng Toyota this coming semi-finals round...
Atoy Co: Well Joe, the ball is around!
26. RITA GOMEZ AS A JUDGE IN A BB.PILIPINAS PAGEANT,ASKING A CANDIDATE A QUESTION DURING THE Q AND A (CANDIDATE
INCIDENTALLY IS MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ)
RITA: Here's your question,hija: Are you still a virgin?
MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?
RITA: Good answer!
MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma'am, are you still a virgin?
RITA: Hija I have 5 children with 5 different fathers,what do you call that, Immaculate Conception???
27. Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon,napaka-enlighting.Teka magpupunas lang ako, I'm sweatening.*VILMA SANTOS
28. HOST: What's the latest in international show biz news?
Co-host: Whitney Houston has just signed a $100 M recording contract!
Host: Wow, that's really huge. Do you think she deserves it?
Co-host: She does! After all, in the course of her career, Whitney has sold more than 140 albums!
(Huh?!)
29. Host: Do you see what I'm holding in my hand?
Co-host: What is it?
Host: It's the new P10 coin.
Co-host: Hey, how about that? - what are its features?
Host: Well, it has Mabini or Andres Bonifacio on the cover.
30. Host: Our next sports feature is unique. It's about a new and funny kind of race.
Co-host: What's new about it?
Host: It's a race in which the racers are riding landmowers!
31. Host: Your best friend is involved in a controversy right now. What do you want to tell him, to show your support?
Starlet: Pare, kaya mo 'yan. At, pag kailangan mo ng tulong, anytime, alam mo naman, 'andyan lang naman ako, I'll just right by!
32. Host: What has happened to you after you came out with your accusations?
Guest: I have received death letters!
33. Host: Now that you have answered your opponent's charges, what happens now?
Guest: Now the ball is in the court!
34. sexy star1: i'm half filipina, half spanish, and half chinese (1 1/2 )
sexy star2: the show was very success!
tapos sa sharon. tinanong si Diane de la fuente,
sharon: nung nag-secret wedding kayo alam ba ng parents mo?
35. Tinanong one time si Angelika Jones kung ano role nya sa isang sitcom na gagawin nya sa channel 2.. sabi nya medyo kikay daw sya d2 pero nde naman Over O-A.
Si Candy Allyson naman pag tumalon naman daw sya sa San Juanico Bridge kailangan nya ng Life Best para safe.
Isang Viva HotBabe sabi nya proud daw sya kasi napasama sya sa 100 Sixtiest Woman!.
36. HOST: Why did you separate from your husband?
Guest: I realized that I did not really love him.
Host: Did you love him when you accepted his proposal for you to marry him?
Guest: Not also.
Host: So, why did you agree to marry him?
Guest: He pressurized me to do it!
37. Host: What did you have for breakfast today?
Guest: Tinapay.
Host: Ano'ng palaman ng tinapay?
Guest: Juice.
38. ito sobrang tagal na to. sa martin late at night. guest si vina morales.
martin: vina, ganda naman ng damit mo. ritratto?
vina: sige, pa-picture tayo!
{ mood } happy
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November 11, 2009
Procrastinating.
by patrixa03 |
10:47 AM
Eff.
I said I would be serious about my blogging, but more than two months later, I still haven't filled up a lot of the pages I was supposed to write on.
And to think there's a lot of things going on right now that's really worth writing about.
Just look at how empty
this is.
{ mood } hungry
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November 10, 2009
Don't you just hate it...
by patrixa03 |
08:32 AM
...early in the morning, you're still groggy and nauseous from lack of sleep and not even getting a chance to eat breakfast, and then you step in on the elevator, it reeks off of Bench's Nine to Mine cologne.
Bwisit.
{ mood } nauseated
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November 6, 2009
If you were falling...
by patrixa03 |
12:44 AM
...then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.
'Cause I like the way you say good morning,
And you take me the way I am.
If you are chilly, here take my sweater
Your head is aching, I'll make it better
'Cause I love the way you call me, baby
And you take me the way I am.
I'd buy you Rogaine when you start losing all your hair
Sew on patches to all you tear
'Cause I love you more than I could promise
And you take me the way I am
You take me the way I am, you take me the way I am.
LSS much? 
{ music } The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson
{ mood } hopeful
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October 31, 2009
Someday, I Dream Of...
by patrixa03 |
08:55 PM
...being able to not write anymore of how I feel for him, or any other memory of him.
It's not that I don't want him anymore, it's just that I can't go on forever like this, holding on to something that can't be.
I must move on. Really.
{ music } the loud whirring of the gen set
{ mood } sad
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October 30, 2009
New Account.
by patrixa03 |
11:42 AM
No, I am not moving out.
But because I said awhile back then that I'd be putting up another account to which I would consider as the home of my professional blogging career, I set up another one.
Because the first one had spelling errors in it and the host won't let me make another one under the same name (even of different spelling), I have to create a new one.
So please, check out the new home.
{ mood } sick
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October 28, 2009
Munchies.
by patrixa03 |
09:42 PM
Unfortunately, I
still have the munchies. And for someone who had a lot of craving last week,
imagine how it feels to have your cravings list double up, without you even
finishing the initial list. (Talk about craving last week for a cheese steak
sandwich with garlic mayonnaise, siomai with just the right amount of chili
garlic on the toyomansi sauce, corn on the cob with lots of butter and salt and
definitely not dry, blueberry snowcone or perhaps blue lemonade, green mango
shake which must taste sweet enough to numb my sweet tooth, barbecue or that
recent discovery of mine that is the barbecue flavored instant pancit canton,
garlic bread oozing with cholesterol from too much butter, and something sweet
like ice cream sandwich, preferrably the Moo ice cream sandwich which
unfortunately doesn't come around anymore so I had to settle for DQ's ice cream
sandwich.)
On a serious note,
this is definitely driving me bonkers. As someone had put it, it's probably the
female hormones cranking up the high level of munchies this month. But I think
otherwise. It's never been this much craving before. And as one friend commented,
I have just topped a pregnant lady's munchies level. (Her taking note of the
extremely long, not to mention specific, craving list I had.)
And just as I was on
my way home from work tonight, I had another surge of munchies of what I think
is an even longer list of things to conquer for my tummy. I'd rather not write
those right now, as my stupid *prepaid*
internet connection is about to let me down and it would probably take me most
of the night to list what my palate wants (and on top of this I've been
switching channels from Travel and Living, which is showing Anthony Bourdain by
the way, and 2nd Ave's Top Chef New York, plus that beer documentary on the
History channel's The Works.) To begin with, I want a donut. Usually, I'd
settle for Mister Donut's Twists or GoNuts' pastillas de leche or creamcheese
flavor, or one of Krispy Kreme's cheesecake donuts or even Dunkin Donuts'
Boston Kreme, but not tonight. I had the munchies for a chocobutternut from DD.
So I made it a point to stop by the branch at the jeepney stop. Even though
they had that flavor in munchkins, I want the
regular one. Yes, the one with the whole. For some unkown reason, I
don't know why. And as fate would have it, they don't have that so I had to
settle for a Boston Kreme, which I ate half-heartedly.
It's been three
hours since the donut had set place in my tummy. I said I have a lot more on my
list, and it's definitely a growing list. And at this moment, I think I know
why I have the munchies. It probably has something to do with the way I
suddenly had an outburst last night, and probably in the next few days to come.
Basically, to sum up
what I've ranted about in the past twenty minutes, I'd like to copy his words
to simply express why I've been wanting to eat a lot of things lately.
"I hate that feeling, when you feel hungry, but you
don't want any food you see, and you can't figure out what you want, and you
don't think it even exists, but then you realize what you want is to see the
person you're missing."
{ show } Anthony Bourdain : No Reservations / Top Chef New York
{ mood } hungry and empty
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